1: A capella groups get quite old quite quickly. The all-female groups are drippy. The all-male groups are smug. Get a piano.
2: There is no competition between a twenty-minute walk and a five quid cab ride.
3: The EUSA shop needs to order more Double Cheese and Onion Ginster sandwiches.
4: My flatmate is not after all the most obsessive kitchen-tidier alive.
5: Acrylic wigs smell if you sweat in them.
6: You're pretty much guaranteed a good show at the Trav, but innit pricey?
7: Not everyone who you think is a lesbian is a lesbian.
8: One of this year's Footlights is a way more committed flyerer than any of the others.
9: A wooden platform will bear a combined weight of around 25 stone for just over a month. After that it's touch and go.
10: Even at the advanced age of 37, it's still the best fun it's possible to have in August.
